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    1. Chuck Norris doesn’t need sudo, he just types “Chuck Norris” before his commands.
    1. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
    1. Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
    1. Chuck Norris doesn’t pair program.
    1. Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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