Rich,
What I think that Chad is saying is to create a page the will execute your script - but the user's will not hit.
Then, anyone viewing this page will cause the queries to run. That is why you would schedule it in crontab to run every twenty four hours by accessing it with Lynx.
If you do take this approach, you should take into consideration that search engines might spider this page, creating a direct link to it. You should then also consider either using a robots.txt file or the little documented meta tag by the name of Robots.
You can find information about that here: http://info.webcrawler.com/mak/projects/robots/exclusion.html
Good luck,
Joseph