THIS FORUM IS FOR PHP ONLY!

Anon

and tenuously-related subjects. If you have a problem with ASP, then pleeease don't hassle us for answers!

It's not very fair to try and get away with filling up PHP-related forums when there are equally as good (but not as well coded) forums out there for ASP guys.

If you can sneakily word it like a PHP question, we might answer just out of respect. 😉

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I agree, this is a PHP and PHP-related subjects forum.

Please post only questions about PHP or subjects related directlry to PHP, such as MySQL, PG-SQL, HTML, Javascript etc.

Also, when you post a question puhleaze post something that makes sense.

Good:
Dear php builder folks,
I try to do this, and I get this error when I do this.

Bad:
Yo, it doesn't work. help.

frymaster

i'm looking to make a series xml-defined umls for c++ classes to access via jni in java to describe a series of fortran procedures that emulates the perl mod written by jack earl that interprets pascal code. how can i access this through php?

-frymaster

Anon

You can use the special 'Ass' object:

$your_ass = new Ass;
$your_ass->blow_it_out($everything);

That should work. Bear in mind I haven't tried it.

😉

Anon

...when there are equally as good (but not as well coded) forums out there for ASP guys...

i cant agree that phorum is well coded. i had a hell of a time trying to modify it to work with my sites, finally i gave up and wrote my own 🙂

-paul
http://xhawk.net

Anon

There's nothing like a complete lack of competence to inspire genius 🙂

'Why the #$*& can't other people write this stuff instead of me?'

hehehe

jc94062

couldn't agree more (on PHP only and phorum)

phpBB works well until I have a spare 20 hours 🙂

kparker

Nice try, but you accidently (or ignorantly, take your pick) tried
to make it relevant to PHP:

   how can i access this through php?

Other than that, you're on the right track, so please resubmit after correcting this glaring shortcoming, for full credit.

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Anon

hahaha...

That was funny...