Help wanted...

[Anon]

OK,

First let me explain - I am writing a fully fledged Forum script in PHP similar to the likes of UltraBoard, UBB, or VBulletin. With one difference, it will be FREE.

Take a look here to see our current progress: http://www.stardotsoftware.co.uk/starbulletin/index.php

OK, now to the point. I am looking for an advanced PHP scripter to help out by writing a templating system for the forum, similar to the likes of SmartyTemplate (http://www.phpinsider.com/php/code/Smarty/)

We are looking for someone who can write PHP, Object Orientated. The template system needs to be able to "compile" the template into PHP code for quick execution. If you have no idea what I mean, then check out SmartyTemplate at the link above.

If you think you would like/be able to do this for us then PLEASE contact us ASAP at: [e-mail] or contact us VIA the StarBulletin forums (link above)

PLEASE NOTE: StarBulletin is a NON-PROFIT project and so no payment in any shape or form will be available......leave the bad news for last 😉

[Anon]

Could the moderators PLEASE delete this post?

This is a PHP coding board, not a damned advertising space.

[knickerlas]

there are moderators?

Nick

[Anon]

Ok, Sorry!

I just assumed that beacuse this board is "Coding Help" that any coding help posts would be accepted.

Obviously I am wrong.

Why is this post annoying you so much. If you don't like it don't read it. God, a guy comes and asks for help, instead he get's complaints!

[knickerlas]

Actually I agree with you I don't think your post was missplaced at all.
It's weird about forums, sometimes people get a little perdntic and propreitry over them.
Forgive the spelling we don't have an education system in englend.

Good luck

Nick

[Anon]

"Forgive the spelling we don't have an education system in englend." I know 😉

[dolphinsnot]

O' Mighty James, King of this Frontier!

How, indeed, hast thou cast the stick so deeply into thine ass?

Are you unable to seperate the Corporation from the Question?

Wombat seems to have intentions that are pure. Wombat seems to be developing a Free application. Wombat seems to need some help.

Who the hell are you to request a post be deleted? Would you have behaved in the same way if Wombat had phrased the question differently? Isn't it all about symantics? Are you blind to the actual content of the Request? Are you a Damned Fool? Do you think SPAM before you even begin to read?

You Silly, Silly, Angry Little Troll!

Piss off and Play Tattletale God Elsewhere!

-dolphinsnot-

[Anon]

Oh yes, thats the way to go about it.

The way I see it this board is to request coding help on a particular request, not to ask for volunteers for a massive project, and certainly not to go saying things like

"You Silly, Silly, Angry Little Troll!

**** off and Play Tattletale God Elsewhere!"

Hypocritical?

[Anon]

Apparently not, in the past several posts have been requested to be deleted (the only ones I've seen were ones which Vincent requested to be deleted - and I sugest anyone commenting on that looks around before calling him a troll as well 😛) which were not.

I seem to have hit a nerve I didn't intend to hit...

[Anon]

I'm in the UK, system isn't that bad, is it?

Well, it was before Blair decided to introduce 4 A' levels, now we have 232 people taking exams at the same time and Yr 12s sleeping overnight because of having to stager popular exam subjects 🙂

[dolphinsnot]

I like to smile. I like people that like PHP. If I needed help on a massive project, this is the first place I'd ask for help.

I can be a drama queen. or not.

Wombat, if I had the ability to assist you with your project, I would.

-dolphinsnot.

[knickerlas]

If you ask me (and you didn't but I don't care!) these posts are the second best thing about this forum.
If we didn't get to blow raspberies at each other now and again we might start to take ourselves to seriously.

Nick