Here is some ugly code:
function epoch($sqldatetime)
{
$hour = substr($sqldatetime,11,2);
$minute = substr($sqldatetime,14,2);
$second = substr($sqldatetime,17,2);
$month = substr($sqldatetime,5,2);
$day = substr($sqldatetime,8,2);
$year = substr($sqldatetime,0,4);
return mktime($hour, $minute, $second,
$month, $day, $year);
}
$nicetime = strftime(\"%x\", epoch($datetime));
print (\"The nice time is $nicetime\");