i have windows XP, 2000, and 98, and i stil prefer using Linux...
Maybe if you got off "your lazy but" and tried linux, you would realize how good it really is.
Second, if you dont like PHP, or Perl, why did you post this? none of us care if you like ASP. And if Perl and PHP suck so much, why do so many programmers use it?
Anyway, childish post, good luck with your windows and ASP...