fsdfsdfsadfsd
nay...
Just keep saying "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can......" and maybe some day....naaah.
=)
I have days when the keyboard won't stay still.
if you put a $ in front of it, isn't it then a variable???
here's what to do:
function help($who) { $nvc = "not very clever"; if ($who == $nvc) { $show = "Get a Grip Man..."; } else { $show = "Get a Grip Man..."; } return $show; }
echo help("fsdfsd");
good luck.
hehe, teh funnay