All I want is to know how do get a users IP Address and print to screen...
<?php echo $REMOTE_ADDR; ?>
that should be
<?php echo $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']; ?>
Unless it's PHP 4.0.6 or less then it's...
<?php echo $HTTP_SERVER_VARS['REMOTE_ADDR'] ?>
I think this will work on any version of PHP (except prior to 3):
<?php echo getenv("REMOTE_ADDR"); ?>