don't do this ...

[ednark]

ok this is an 'of course' but... well... in case you have a few seconds and a spare process to burn, i give you:

<?php
include __FILE__;
?>

[philipolson]

And:

require_once 'http://' . $_SERVER['SERVER_NAME'] . $_SERVER['PHP_SELF'];

[jeremuck]

class my_base
{
var $content;

function print_content()
{
echo $content;
}

}

class my_new extends my_base
{
var $list;

function print_list()
{
echo $list;
print_content();
}

function print_content()
{
print "stuff" . $this->content;
}
}

DOH!!!!

[SpasePeepole]

<?PHP

#INCLUDE<iostream.h>
$dumbass = "asdfdsf";
document.write($dumbass);
public static void main (String[] args) {
System.out.println("I am a dumbass"\n);

?>