It means: I am the real Doctor Evil, and I plan to take over the world by fitting tiny lasers to the heads of mutated fruit-flies and making them do summersalts untill everybody in the entire world gets dizzy.
Does that sound convincing enough? no? 🙂
well then I guess he just said: "Thats simple enough. I just started out with PHP. I got cought the PHP-bug from my dad. I plan to make a soccer manager"