Originally posted by BuzzLY
oh, and by the way... (whispers and points in Elizabeth's direction) that's not a gent.
Aw, thanks for noticing Buzz! (and dalecosp too )
Ah yes, the LART. I actually have 2-
1 is a kinder, gentler LART with pink polka dots and a stylish fur accent. This is used primarily 3 weeks out of the month, and is good for those "gentle reminders."
There is one week, however, when the big LART comes out- it's a nasty sucker with spikes and barbed wire... needless to say, you don't want to mess with me during that "particular week" if you know what I mean
Also, during that week I may choose to substitute a verbal equivalent to my mean LART with comments like, "if you really loved me, you wouldn't be such a luser"... and "what about my needs?" I find this to be equally as effective and a lot less taxing.