Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a man a stick of dynamite and he'll be eating fish for a whole week.
Enjoying your sig, as well as your advice...maybe you've heard this one?
A fisherman kept coming home from a nearby river with large amounts of fish. The local game warden heard of the phenomenon and asked if he could go fishing with the man sometime.
"Sure," said the fisherman. "How 'bout tomorrow?"
The warden agreed, and by 6 AM the next morning they were out in the fisherman's boat. When they reached a calm area, the fisherman stood up, reached into his pocket, pulled out a stick of dynamite and lit the fuse. Throwing it into the water brought a tremendously loud sound, a large plume of water, and at least two dozen stunned fish to the surface of the stream. The man brought out a net and began to scoop up the fish.
The game warden stood up beside him and said, "Uh, friend, you know that what you've just done is illegal and I'm going to have to arrest you...."
The fisherman reached in his pocket for a second stick of dynamite which he lit and handed to the warden.
A second passed, and then the fisherman said:
"Are you going to just stand there, or are you going to fish?"
🙂
dalecosp
