who has the best jokes

[james2010]

I've seen a lot of good computer related jokes in peoples signatures. What's the funniest one you've ever seen?..

this is the one that inspired me to post this topic

If the internet is without walls and borders, than why do we need windows and gates?

[crickettdt]

I too have noticed some funny jokes in peoples signatures - but also some very weird, eccentric and philosophical entries.

I don't know whether it was on this forum i saw it, but

"If the speed of light is quicker than anything else, then how come dark has always arrived first" - or words to that effect.