Very nice joke, Elizabeth!
MUSIC LBJs:
How many coloratura sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
One; she holds the bulb to the socket and the world revolves around her.
How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to do it and four to brag about how much better they would do the job.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?
TELEVISION SOAP OPERAS
How many soap opera queens does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to stand on a chair and change the bulb, and another to jerk the chair out from under her.
SEX:
How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two, either sex, but I doubt they'll fit.
RELIGION/CHRISTIANITY:
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
One hundred. One to do the job and 99 to pray against the spirit of darkness.
AIRLINES
How many flight attendants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
..............oops, sorry, wrong thread.
PHP:
How many PHP programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
...um, you mean using str_replace(), ereg_ or preg_replace() ???
I asked my wife if she had any good LBJs; she says:
There's no such thing as a good light bulb joke.
BTW, nice thread idea, Elizabeth! 😉
