I don't think those will be accessible to php.
The value of remote_host, or gethostbyaddr(ip) will contain the network hostname @ internet - not windows internal host name:
'REMOTE_ADDR'
The IP address from which the user is viewing the current page.
'REMOTE_HOST'
The Host name from which the user is viewing the current page. The reverse dns lookup is based off the REMOTE_ADDR of the user.
’: Your web server must be configured to create this variable. For example in Apache you'll need HostnameLookups On inside httpd.conf for it to exist. See also gethostbyaddr().
The var remote_user don't exist in the sense you are using it, but exists as 'PHP_AUTH_USER' on apache servers.
knutm