Programmer.. *twitch* Insanity...

[WinterDragon]

I am going crazy... I think I need alcohol, I will program from now on in a drunken stuper. My programming is going to be more intense, and my bug stomping is going to be intensified... I shall do nothing but program from now on. Why? I have a story to tell you all...

I've been talking to a female for a few weeks now, then last night she tells me... something about "I don't want you to get the wrong idea about us" pretty much saying just friends. She had come over last friday, stayed the night, even slept in my bed (not that we had done anything heh)... etc... Ok anyways... skip.

Now, after last night, I ask her why, and other stuff, she sends me an email explaining everything... It seems to go something like this...

She says, before she met me, she had saw this other guy she liked, didn't know him much though, then she met me, and shit.. so... This guy she liked, turns out to be my best friend/room mate... Ooh The pain... So guess... I need to get 2 jobs, alot of alcohol, and PHP. PHP heals the scars.

Who agrees!?

[Bunkermaster]

Well...

Time heals, alcohol hurts... Been there done that, almost died. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger (except using ASP).

You shall go with peace in your heart and sin no more.

[WinterDragon]

You dare speak of that hatred beast ASP? You foul mouthed fool! Wash it away now! Hrmph, and bring no more such words to this holy place.

[Elizabeth]

Winter... Girls RULE! Rock on, sister! heh- just kidding of course.. I hate to see another coder in pain- how about this?.

I guess you could also say better to find out now than after a ring on your finger and a coupla rug rats 😉

Have a beer on me, though okay? 😃

Bunker... LMAO on the link, buddy. 😃 While I agree that time heals all wounds and I've been down the alcohol line several times.. you do have to admit that it does make waiting for the wounds to heal a heckuva lot more fun. 🙂

-Elizabeth

[WinterDragon]

I think i would have liked it farther on down the line, after um... well nevermind about the sex part... thats not important... well yeah it was, but not anymore... The whole point is... alcohol has always been a friend, now its going to be my bitch... take that shit bitch, take that shit... shrugs

[dar-k]

So this was like, the only single girl in the universe?
Go out and meet the others.
Like bunker said, what don't kill u makes u stronger.
Life goes on and stuff, ya know. Just wish her the worst and move on.

Oh, and murder your best friend. (j/k 😃 )

[epimeth]

and if you're really lucky, she'll realize what a jerk your roomie is and come crawling back to you 🙂

[WinterDragon]

lol... I've thought about that epimeth... would be nice huh? lol...

no I changed the saying dar-k, its "Whatever doesn't kill me, just makes me a tad bit more drunk", Better saying for the moment. At any rate... I hate all of 'em... lol.

[epimeth]

yea! who do those women think they are! playing with our emotions and shit! From this day forth, I'll never date a woman ever again! all they do is give us headaches, anyway!!!

and I think this resolution will last til exactly... oh...
looks out the window
now!
runs out the door

[dar-k]

As long as u keep being emotional about this kinda thing u'll get hurt agian and again. 🆒

[Bunkermaster]

yeah easy for you dar-k, you're vulcan (the hat gave you away, spock had the same in "voyage home")

[Elizabeth]

Aww, you guys don't hate us... think of how boring life would be without quality TV shows like Baywatch. 🙂

Winter, you just need to act like you don't care one way or another... girls love that sh*t.

-Elizabeth

[epimeth]

yea, whats with that? Does caring translate to desperation or something?

[jayant]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
how about this?

But they are very rare creatures/species.
Looking for one since last 3 years in/around my city. no luck 🙁

[jayant]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
think of how boring life would be without quality TV shows like Baywatch. 🙂

it wouldn't be for a true geek like me 😃

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by epimeth
yea, whats with that? Does caring translate to desperation or something?

Now, I'm not saying it works for everyone because if I guy acted like he wasn't interested, then I was like, "ok, whatever dude." (Except for this one guy in college, where I ... oh never mind that's another story 😃 )..

No seriously, it works the same for men as for women. When you feel desperate, you act desperate, and that is a huge turn-off for both sexes. But when you don't really care, you act like you don't really care, and that sends a message that you are secure in yourself, you have your own thing going, and you don't really need someone else to make you happy... a much healthier situation. Don't you think?

Originally posted by Jayant
But they are very rare creatures/species.
Looking for one since last 3 years in/around my city. no luck

Perhaps you're not looking in the right places. There is a geek girl out there for you- you just have to find her. 🙂

-Elizabeth

[dar-k]

I'm not Vulcan and I don't meditate. I just learn to care less with every bad experience I stumble upon.
I get so unattached I scare myself. Honest.

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by dar-k
I get so unttached I scare myself. Honest.

That's how it happens tho... just when you least expect it. 😉

-Elizabeth

[dar-k]

Beth = meanie

[Elizabeth]

LOL.. actually I was waiting for someone to comment on how sappy this thread had become 😃

-Elizabeth