the problem might be that nobody has no path or initial permissions. i.e. the account nobody doesn't really exist.
If, as the root user, you do:
useradd httpd
and then edit the httpd.conf file or equivalent file, you can change apache to execute as somebody other than nobody.
That might help, but no bets.
Note that this may well also be some small buglet in PHP / apache versions you're using, in which case you may have to try running the older apache. If you're running Linux or BSD, the old apache is about as fast as the new one, so no huge loss.