Put an X where true.
-I learned PHP just to post in these forums [ ]
-I learned english just to post in these forums [ ]
-I stopped downloading porno cause affected the speed of the forum browsing [ ]
-I have memorized phpbuilder source code [ ]
-When a newbie needs help I receive a short message in my mobile phone [ ]
-I print the new posts everyday and read them carefully in bed [ ]
-I contracted a graphic designer to draw my avatar [ ]
-I am Tim, the one who writes articles for phpbuilder [ ]
-I exchange my number of posts by points to buy at amazon.com [ ]
-I have a t-shirt with the phpbuilder logo [ ]
-I have a leather jacket with the phpbuilder logo [ ] (x 2)
-I begin my personal letters with <? [ ]
-I write down all member's birthdays in my personal agenda [ ]
-I really use the "user control panel" [ ] (x 4)
-My only aim in life is overflowing the counter (integer) of posts [ ]
Count the "X".
0 : congratulations, you have won one life.
1-10: crazy enough
10-12: u have left being human lots of time ago
13: Hi Tim, please, destroy the leather jacket