If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't,
he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him;

If you Don't,
he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET,
he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him,
he'll Lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u,
he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him,
he Tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him,
he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't Let him KISS u,
he says u don't Love him;

If u let him KISS! !
he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM,
he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u Don't,
he says dat u don't TRUST him

If u SCOLD him,
u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u,
it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his,
he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your Exams,
he says it's LUCK;

If he does Well,
it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him,
u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE! !

Guys are in fact really so troublesome & sooo hard to please!!!!
i just want to add one more.... if you send this to guys, they will say
its not true...but if you don't, they say you are selfish....
so the moral of the story is....JUST SEND THIS TO THE GUYS...

    it might also help if anyone knew WTF Kampung is.

      Kampung is a malay language.
      simply means a small village... very far from city. usually around the seaside... in Malaysia.

      is a nice place to live if u don't really like modernization.

        Ack... can't read that, too many "u"s by themselves.

          perhaps i got to change the u to you...

            Hehe, well..some are true.. most aren't 😃 (at least, thats how I think about it now :p)

              If u TREAT him nicely,
              he says u are IN LOVE with him;

              • And that is a bad thing????

              If u Don't,
              he says u are PROUD.

              • I wouldn't say proud, I'd say not worth it... I like to be treated the way I treat people... Meaning if I take care of my girl I expect that my girl takes care for me.. And thank god she does

              If u DRESS Nicely,
              he says u are trying to LURE him;

              • Again, what is wrong with that... No shame in being beautiful... I enjoy watching my GF coz she has style

              If you Don't,
              he says u are from KAMPUNG.

              If u ARGUE with him,
              he says u are STUBBORN;

              • yeah, okay, ur stubborn, but so am I, so that's even right?

              If u keep QUIET,
              he says u have no BRAINS.

              • I won't say no brains, I'd say shy

              If u are SMARTER than him,
              he'll Lose FACE;

              • I won't lose face, I would be intrigued

              If he's Smarter than u,
              he is GREAT.

              • No, I'm lucky

              If u don't Love him,
              he Tries to POSSESS u;

              • No, I'll let her go and cry my guts out

              If u Love him,
              he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

              • Meaning every man that is married has a woman that doesn't love him??

              If u don't Let him KISS u,
              he says u don't Love him;

              • Okay, agreed..I think cuddling and kissing is a part of showing that u loe someone

              If u let him KISS! !
              he says u are CHEAP.

              • If I kiss my girl I'm glad I can

              If u tell him your PROBLEM,
              he says u are TROUBLESOME;

              • I tell her that I'll do my best to support her

              If u Don't,
              he says dat u don't TRUST him

              • True

              If u SCOLD him,
              u are like a NANNY to him;

              • Somewhat true, but knowing in the back of my head that my girl scolds me because she loves me and doesn't want to see me fail

              If he SCOLDS u,
              it is because he CARES for u.

              • Same as above

              If u BREAK your PROMISE,
              u Cannot be TRUSTED;

              • Depends on what kind of promise.. I promise to take out the trashcan tomorrow or I promise not to get involved in a gangbang... That's a whole other ballgame. If the promise isn't to "big" and the reason is a valid one, I forgive

              If he BREAKS his,
              he is FORCED to do so.

              • Could be true, or he's just an ass and you should get yourself a real man

              If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
              If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

              • I used to smoke, the only reason I'd have troubles seeing my girl smoke is becoz we had frantic fights over the fact that I smoked... But I can't tell her what to do and what not to do, especially If I already did it

              If u do WELL in your Exams,
              he says it's LUCK;

              • My girl just had her exams and she deserves her diploma more then I did.. So this is BS

              If he does Well,
              it's BRAINS.

              • Or just luck

              If u HURT him,
              u are CRUEL;

              • No, Frustrated or not understanding what the guy means(works for both men and women)

              If he HURTS u,
              u are too SENSITIVE! !

              • No, you're being stubborn (works for both men and women)

              In no way I can say I agree with these sayings... Ofcourse, there are always men who are this way and, IMHO , those men should learn to respect their woman. But other way around is the same. Look , men make jokes about women, women make jokes about men, when I know that it's only joking then I do not mind, but when someone insults one gender coz he or she is not of that gender I get irritated. Men are NOT animals, men or NOT cavemen, men DO have feeling, men DO try to understand. Stop talking like men can do only. This stereotyping is getting on my nerves. I'm not saying I'm a saint, or that I have all the answwers or that what I say is 100% true, but I do say that at least I try the best I can to be exactly THE OPPOSITE of what you define as being "a man"

                Well well I am a caveman AND an animal (look at my avatar you'll understand)

                Any question?

                /me waits for the slapping to begin

                  If u TREAT him nicely,
                  he (thinks) says u are IN LOVE with him;

                  em.. i am a sensitive guy... so this is 1

                  If u Don't,
                  he says u are PROUD.

                  but some girls really proud. usually the pretty one... 🙁

                  If u DRESS Nicely,
                  he says u are trying to LURE him;

                  em...depend lah what kinda dress.

                  If you Don't,
                  he says u are from KAMPUNG.

                  it means the girl is pure.

                  If u ARGUE with him,
                  he says u are STUBBORN;

                  my last argue with girl ... 2 years ago. with my mum...

                  If u keep QUIET,
                  he says u have no BRAINS.

                  no comment

                  If u are SMARTER than him,
                  he'll Lose FACE;

                  man ego is big..

                  If he's Smarter than u,
                  he is GREAT.

                  well, smarter in some ways, not every ways

                  If u don't Love him,
                  he Tries to POSSESS u;

                  this is 1

                  If u Love him,
                  he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

                  i only get jilted... 🙁

                  If u don't Let him KISS u,
                  he says u don't Love him;

                  tis is 0, love not based on action

                  If u let him KISS! !
                  he says u are CHEAP.

                  yup, this is 1, if i just know the girl, is 0 if i request hundred times already

                  If u tell him your PROBLEM,
                  he says u are TROUBLESOME;

                  i don't say, but i think she thinks over..

                  If u Don't,
                  he says dat u don't TRUST him

                  maybe she don't want me to worry over her problems.

                  If u SCOLD him,
                  u are like a NANNY to him;

                  ask my mum... 😃

                  If he SCOLDS u,
                  it is because he CARES for u.

                  some true here... but we cant mould a person like we want, we got to accept as how she is appeared.

                  If u BREAK your PROMISE,
                  u Cannot be TRUSTED;

                  em... 0. man likes to share, esp with the opposite sex.

                  If he BREAKS his,
                  he is FORCED to do so.

                  some 1 here.

                  If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

                  first impression. got to know byte further.

                  If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

                  my friend says i am polluting the air... 🙁

                  If u do WELL in your Exams,
                  he says it's LUCK;

                  yup, it is luck

                  If he does Well,
                  it's BRAINS.

                  nop, it is luck also.

                  If u HURT him,
                  u are CRUEL;

                  it is fated... which is out of my control

                  If he HURTS u,
                  u are too SENSITIVE! !

                  maybe i am ignorant that i don't know that i already hurt u... please tell me if i am hurting u... 🙁

                    Originally posted by Bunkermaster
                    Well well I am a caveman AND an animal (look at my avatar you'll understand)

                    Any question?

                    /me waits for the slapping to begin

                    slaps

                    LoL 😉 j/k

                    But seriously: you are married right?

                    If u Love him,
                    he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

                    Meaning that you do not love your woman? I doubt it...

                    If u let him KISS! !
                    he says u are CHEAP.

                    You think your woman is cheap? I believe not...

                    And in the case of a " one night stand" or sumthing, you can't say you love someone the first night you see him/her and concerning the physical side (kissing and stuff) , you both know what you're getting into so that isn't a problem either...

                    So what is true about this list then? You being a caveman doesn't mean you're a total ass, right?

                      Originally posted by FraXTC
                      If u DRESS Nicely,
                      he says u are trying to LURE him;

                      • Again, what is wrong with that... No shame in being beautiful... I enjoy watching my GF coz she has style[/b]

                      Same here....

                      Originally posted by FraXTC
                      If u keep QUIET,
                      he says u have no BRAINS.

                      • I won't say no brains, I'd say shy[/b]

                      Yep! Could be sweet too you know :rolleyes:

                      Originally posted by FraXTC
                      If u Love him,
                      he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

                      • Meaning every man that is married has a woman that doesn't love him??[/b]

                      Yeeaahhhh! Go get them 😉

                      Originally posted by FraXTC
                      If u don't Let him KISS u,
                      he says u don't Love him;

                      • Okay, agreed..I think cuddling and kissing is a part of showing that u loe someone[/b]

                      Indeed, no kissing no love.... right? I mean, when im with my girlfriend, its very hard not to kiss here 😉

                      Originally posted by FraXTC
                      If u tell him your PROBLEM,
                      he says u are TROUBLESOME;

                      • I tell her that I'll do my best to support her[/b]

                      And I think its for us guys a great chance to show the girlfriend you really care.

                      Originally posted by FraXTC
                      If u Don't,
                      he says dat u don't TRUST him

                      • True[/b]

                      Yep! I'd say, get rid of her in this situation 😃

                      Originally posted by FraXTC
                      If u do WELL in your Exams,
                      he says it's LUCK;

                      • My girl just had her exams and she deserves her diploma more then I did.. So this is BS[/b]

                      Again, I totally agree. (oK, I dont know you and your girl, but girls deserve their diploma just as much as guys do)

                      Instead of saying "luck", say "well done!", they'd like that 😉

                        Nook your a man of my heart 🙂 GO YOU! 😃

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