You are cordially invited to my 3000th post.

This is the first milestone I actually noticed before I was more than twenty posts beyond it.

I've scored a late liquor license, so Elizabeth doesn't have to pretend to be dry; the city council has been bought off, so noise control won't be coming round if the music is too loud; the neighbours can complain all they like 'cos I don't care; and Officer Obie thinks I've gone to join the Army.

My average number of posts per day has dropped below ten for the first time since the first time they were that low, and does anyone know where the thermostat is? I've been looking and looking but this place is way too big.

    WOOHOO!!!

    Piers takes all his clothes off and dances round in celebration

      When you were at 2999, all you needed was 1 more post to make 3000 posts at 10 posts per day... but you missed it though :p

        Originally posted by piersk
        WOOHOO!!!

        Piers takes all his clothes off and dances round in celebration

        Wow, I hope you've brought enough E's for everyone.
        I've been skipping my Ritalin. You can tell, can't you?

          Originally posted by Weedpacket
          Wow, and this is even before I've broken out the E's.

          Don't need drugs for a good time.

          And you definately don't need drugs to encourage me to take all my clothes off (although sometimes a drop of alcohol will loosen those buttons 😉 )

            Woo hoo! WTG Weedpacket- we're glad you're back, I was starting to worry about you!

            <-- passing shot of tequila to Weedpacket

            Who's next to go dancin' with piers? 😃

            -Elizabeth

              Not me; you'll notice I have two left feet. Besides, I'm in no position to follow piersk's example and take all my clothes off.

              size=1 ... actually, that jush means I could dance twice as hard, doesn't it?[/size]

                What? No one's joining me? Oh 🙁

                sheepishly looks around, picks up clothes and scuttles into the corner

                  Sorry, piers - it must be too early. Wait til those tequilas start to kick in- Weed will have nuttin' but his beanie 🙂

                  -Elizabeth

                    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!!

                      LOL... hey, Weed, happy post count! I see you have changed your image... getting tired seeing yourself looking at your...self...?

                      Pass some of that tequila this way, sweetie!

                        Originally posted by piersk
                        What? No one's joining me? Oh 🙁

                        sheepishly looks around, picks up clothes and scuttles into the corner

                        I'm expecting a conga line before the day's out.

                          weed post less than before.. wonder why?

                            HEY YOU GUYS ARE NOISY!!!! CALM DOWN NOW

                            or gimme a beer and we'll call it even

                            😃

                              OK, jimson, I think you pay attention to the post count just a LITTLE too much... 😉

                                ....uh, so that's a tequila over there, something for the naked guy, a beer for the bloke next door.... Oo! Butterscotch schnapps! Forgot I had that!

                                Back in the kitchen again

                                  Yummy, butterscotch schnapps! I'll be havin' one of those!

                                  -Elizabeth

                                    Originally posted by Mordecai
                                    All glory to the hypnotoad

                                    All glory to the Weed, don't you mean?

                                    BTW, Weedpacket, whatever you bring out of the kitchen to drink, make sure it doesn't contain Glyphosate....

                                    😉