You are cordially invited to my 3000th post.
This is the first milestone I actually noticed before I was more than twenty posts beyond it.
I've scored a late liquor license, so Elizabeth doesn't have to pretend to be dry; the city council has been bought off, so noise control won't be coming round if the music is too loud; the neighbours can complain all they like 'cos I don't care; and Officer Obie thinks I've gone to join the Army.
My average number of posts per day has dropped below ten for the first time since the first time they were that low, and does anyone know where the thermostat is? I've been looking and looking but this place is way too big.