Who better to consult with Homeland Security

[jstarkey]

Than security guru extroadinare, Bill Gates....

Funny, it appears he has no respect for White House security either -- "had to cool his heels".

http://drudgereport.com/flash.htm

[Jedi_Legend]

😃

[dalecosp]

Hmm, the richest guy in the world leaves his wallet in the car?

Remind me to visit Redmond soon.... 😃 😃

[goldbug]

Originally posted by dalecosp
Hmm, the richest guy in the world leaves his wallet in the car?

Remind me to visit Redmond soon.... 😃 😃

Watch out man, he might have installed AlarmXP. 🙂

[dalecosp]

Originally posted by goldbug
Watch out man, he might have installed AlarmXP. 🙂

Yeah, I'll need to send a few malware samples to the maintenance shed first, I expect 😃

[Weedpacket]

Originally posted by goldbug
Watch out man, he might have installed AlarmXP. 🙂

***brrrring*
"Hello, Microsoft Licensing Support"
"Hello, I'd like to unlock my car."

[goldbug]

Originally posted by Weedpacket
***brrrring*
"Hello, Microsoft Licensing Support"
"Hello, I'd like to unlock my car."

continued...

"But my 63-character license key is in the glove box."
"I'm sorry sir but that is not a valid license key. You may use the car for 30 minutes before it deactivates itself."

"But all I did was change the stereo!"
"Thank you sir, is there any other ProductsXP that we can help you with?"