"Tie me kangaroo down, Sport...
Tie me kangaroo down;
Tie me kangaroo down, Sport...
Tie me kangaroo down!
"Ply a didgeridoo, Lou...
Ply a didgeridoo;
Ply a didgeridoo, Lou...
Ply a didgeridoo!
"Tie me kangaroo down, Sport...
Tie me kangaroo down;
Tie me kangaroo down, Sport...
Tie me kangaroo down!
"Tan me 'ide when I'm dead, Fred...
Tan me 'ide when I'm dead;
So 'e tanned 'is 'ide when 'e died, Clyde,
that's is hangin' there on the shed!
[all together now...]
"Tie me kangaroo down, Sport...
Tie me kangaroo down;
Tie me kangaroo down, Sport...
Tie me kangaroo down!"