Elizabeth's REAL LART

BuzzLY

So, the truth comes out at last... Here is Elizabeth's pink LART:

Bunkermaster

ouch

The_Chancer

Thought it would be more like "squeak"...

stolzyboy

that's much larger than the other one, but i don't think it will hurt as much

dalecosp

I think what you've failed to realize is that it's filled with C-4, has a remote control, and she plans on placing it in the back of your car at the next CPUG meetup....

😃

stolzyboy

Originally posted by dalecosp
I think what you've failed to realize is that it's filled with C-4, has a remote control, and she plans on placing it in the back of your car at the next CPUG meetup....

😃

great now i have to walk everywhere, or ride my Huffy around town, i'm gonna look pretty silly with my laptop on my handlebars 😃

Elizabeth

Ah yes, when you shake it little spikes come out and instead of a pleasant soothing rattle sound, it's Anna Nicole's voice 😃

I found with the C4, it was just a little too expensive on the maintenance side, you know... blow sht up, refill it, blow sht up again... yadda yadda yadda

-Elizabeth

jayant

Originally posted by dalecosp
I think what you've failed to realize is that it's filled with C-4, has a remote control, and she plans on placing it in the back of your car at the next CPUG meetup....

😃

But for that she should be able to pick this up.
a small liz... picking this? no way.

benkillin

thats purple...

stolzyboy

Originally posted by benkillin
thats purple...

what's purple, and if you keep calling it purple, Beth will SHOW you that it is PINK, up close!!!

dalecosp

The ribbons are purple, the knob at the end of the handle is purple. The part she'll knock you with is pink. :eek:

The background to the post is, um, "light pink"? How appropriate....

benkillin

but there is no pink in it except for the little tiny hearts on it...

BuzzLY

What are you talking about? It looks pink to me! 😉

Bunkermaster

Originally posted by benkillin
but there is no pink in it except for the little tiny hearts on it...

Drugs are soooooo bad

dalecosp

The little hearts are white.

The other color is close enough to pink that I don't care to continue investigating....

benkillin

wtf, you changed it!

leatherback

Here's something REALLY pink!

Whoaaaaahahaahaa!!

BuzzLY

Hey ben. There are a few things in this world that are a little more important that the color of Elizabeth's LART...

Changed it? Whatever are you talking about? :rolleyes:

😉 😉

benkillin

bah!

Elizabeth

ok ok gentlemen, how about it's a "pinky-purple" color? Close enough for all intents and purposes, eh? 🙂

And it's still dangerous, ne'ertheless.

-Elizabeth