Married/Single/Divorced/Attached: Divorced
Kids names/ages: Kylie/11, Kyra/10
Pets types/names: Missy/Cat, Mia/Dog
Meaning behind your username: Buddies used to call me that in high school / made up of last name, obviously.
Favorite quote: Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into get engines!
Most valued posession My Computer's // I know, GEEEK!
Fav type of music: 80's Rock
Favorite movie: Fargo??, no not really, The Die Hard's
Favorite computer game: Tribes
Favorite computer program: Zend Studio
Did OJ do it? Yep // don't really matter though
Type of car you drive: 2013 Chevrolet Silverado 2500HD Crew Cab 4x4 6.0L
Type of car you really drive (the truth please): See Line Above...
Fav alchoholic beverage: Jim Beam with a splash of Coke
Next vacation: length & destination 10 days Ixtapa
If you have any superpower in the world, what would it be, and why? Ability to turn fields into mustard
Unique talent: This came from another thread called Weird Talent, so I thought it would fit, anyway I can remember phone numbers, cc numbers, social security numbers and numbers of that sort if i just look at them once or twice, hell I remember every locker number and combination for the lock for every locker i ever had in junior high, and high school, i can also remember phone numbers of people that i can barely remember what they look like, sometimes brains hold unusable information.
Most embarrassing moment: Forgetting to add my Most Embarrassing Moment here and someone noticed!
Write a sentence that ends with 'about 5 inches.' What happens when you measure and it only comes up as about 5 inches?!

Years in the industry: 16
Background: Degree in Internet Programming Languages/Design
Focus of work: Intranet / Call Center (Asterisk and Web UI Integration)
Which platform do you use: Primary - Windows 7, Secondary - Mac OS X // don't necessarily like them in that order though
Fav PHP editor/IDE: Zend Studio
What's your favorite PHP function/why? str_replace() // cuz it's used so often for string manipulation
Tips for the noob: Before posting about silly questions that you know have been asked before, cuz you tell us that when you post, simply STFW, RTFM, UTSL. Also, use appropriate subjects for posts, don't double post, and for Pete's sake, take advice, don't just say, I don't think that'll work in my situation. Try it out, then implement it with your current problem/situation.

Why do you volunteer your time as a moderator? I found it necessary to help out the other mod's since there seem to be a lot of folks out there who need help, but need some direction on where to go to ask, and sometimes need to be nudged in the right direction.

Free for all (anything you'd like to say): Is anything really free?

    Missing entry brigade: "Most embarrassing moment"

    πŸ˜ƒ

      cuz i couldn't think of one, but it's there now

        stolzy... you really call your dog 'dieter'?
        πŸ˜ƒ

        "come here, dieter... Diiiiiiiieter...!!!"

        [just kidding, the youngest dieter i know here is 64, i think]

          7 days later

          well he was my wifes dog before i got married, so i had no choice in dog names, i took german for 4 years, and thought it was kinda humorous that his name was Dieter also

            19 days later

            Jeremy- no offense, but you do NOT look 25 - you look like about 35 LOL. Bet you were buyin' beer at age 13.

            -Elizabeth

              Originally posted by Elizabeth
              Jeremy- no offense, but you do NOT look 25 - you look like about 35 LOL. Bet you were buyin' beer at age 13.

              -Elizabeth

              LOL, that's weird thought, I get carded ALL the time, maybe they make people different down there in Cinci πŸ™‚

                a month later

                Originally posted by stolzyboy
                Picture
                Name: Jeremy Stolz
                Age: 25
                Kids names/ages: None: One on the way in December (Told it was a girl, will name it Kylie if so)
                Pets types/names: Scrappy/Dog, Dinker/Dog, Dieter/Dog,
                Chewy/Cat, Leia/Cat
                Meaning behind your username: Buddies used to call me that in high school / made up of last name, obviously.
                Favorite quote: Look at my sig...
                Most valued posession My Computer's // I know, GEEEK!
                Fav type of music: 80's Rock
                Favorite movie: Fargo??, no not really, The Die Hard's
                Favorite computer game: Tribes
                Favorite computer program: Flash FXP
                Did OJ do it? Yep // don't really matter though
                Type of car you drive: 99 Olds Cutlass GLS
                Type of car you really drive (the truth please): See Line Above...
                Fav alchoholic beverage: Jim Beam with a splash of Coke
                Next vacation: length & destination 10 days Ixtapa
                If you have any superpower in the world, what would it be, and why? Ability to turn fields into mustard
                Unique talent: This came from another thread called Weird Talent, so I thought it would fit, anyway I can remember phone numbers, cc numbers, social security numbers and numbers of that sort if i just look at them once or twice, hell I remember every locker number and combination for the lock for every locker i ever had in junior high, and high school, i can also remember phone numbers of people that i can barely remember what they look like, sometimes brains hold unusable information.
                Most embarrassing moment: Forgetting to add my Most Embarrassing Moment here and someone noticed!
                Write a sentence that ends with 'about 5 inches.' What happens when you measure and it only comes up as 5 inches?!

                Years in the industry: 4
                Background: Degree in Internet Programming Languages/Design
                Focus of work: Intranet / E-commerce
                Which platform do you use: Primary - Windows 2000, Secondary - Mac OS X // don't necessarily like them in that order though
                Fav PHP editor/IDE: Macromedia Homesite
                What's your favorite PHP function/why? str_replace() // cuz it's used so often for string manipulation
                Tips for the noob: Before posting about silly questions that you know have been asked before, cuz you tell us that when you post, simply STFW, RTFM, UTSL. Also, use appropriate subjects for posts, don't double post, and for Pete's sake, take advice, don't just say, I don't think that'll work in my situation. Try it out, then implement it with your current problem/situation.

                Why do you volunteer your time as a moderator? I found it necessary to help out the other mod's since there seem to be a lot of folks out there who need help, but need some direction on where to go to ask, and sometimes need to be nudged in the right direction.

                Free for all (anything you'd like to say): Look at my sig...

                I know that this is nitpickingπŸ˜ƒ but it says pet types/names. So you have a Scrappy named Dog, a Dinker named Dog, a Dieter named Dog, a Chewy named Cat, and a Leia named Cat.

                Okay, this was mainly just to annoy everyone and I know that is a very old thread...I'm a bumper what can I sayπŸ˜ƒ

                  Originally posted by stolzyboy
                  Don't Care!

                  Neither do I....for that matter....but is your dieter feeling well?

                    ha ha ha, but ya know no matter what it says, i tend to say:

                    This is Scrappy, my dog.

                    rather than

                    This is my dog, Scrappy.

                      good point...Who in the right mind would name an animal a dieter or a scrappy?

                      "This species of scrappy wags its tail and barks."

                        12 days later

                        "This species of Beaver likes to BUMP"

                          Originally posted by Moonglobe
                          "This species of Beaver likes to BUMP"

                          You may like to, but the board doesn't like blatant bumps!

                            tsk......aw i just wanted two posts in the Mods thread: It made me feel special. :p

                            but ya ill zippit now. πŸ™‚

                              Nobody ever posts in this thread...honestly...except for me and Moonglobe.

                              Oh well, we met the glue that holds the community together, right? right? right? πŸ˜•

                                Originally posted by Merve
                                Nobody ever posts in this thread...honestly...except for me and Moonglobe.

                                Oh well, we met the glue that holds the community together, right? right? right? πŸ˜•

                                what'ya mean noone ever posts in this thread, i think you mean forum

                                  You're right, I did mean forum. Sorry about the confusion stolzy.

                                    2 years later

                                    What's a "confusion stolzy"? Some new eastern religion? πŸ˜ƒ