Haha, Buzzly, that's a unique perpective on the matter. Luckily my parents have at least some standing of computers, but I definately get what you are saying. I just tell computer illiterate people that I generate/make/create/design/develop web pages.
If you want to use a buzzword, use "web developer" that's my favourite. Buzz words are cool, I learning Computer Electrotechnology, which is a major buzzword, but really it's just basic Electricty and a bit of fixing computers. Keep on using those buzzwords, buzzy! 😃