A summer song ...

[dalecosp]

Missouri, 6:55 A.M.

I hear the EL post count is endangered. :eek:

Anyone ever heard this one?

Way up in the sky, the little birds fly;
Way down in the nest, the little birds rest;
With a wing on the left, and a wing on the right,
The little birds sleep - all though the night.

The big sun comes up, the dew falls away;
"Good morning, Good morning!" the little birds say;

I------------- open my eyes
I jump out of bed
I open the window
And smash that bird’s head!

Nope? Oh, well ..... nevermind... 😃

[BuzzLY]

I have heard that one before... it's one of those that you laugh to yourself, but publicly say "oh, that's terrible!"

😃

[Weedpacket]

Remember, it takes 28 muscles to frown (or whatever the figure is) and only 14 to smile.

But it only takes four muscles to raise your arm and bitchslap the w****r who's giving you grief.

[epimeth]

you sang it wrong....

Way up in the sky, the little birds fly;
Way down in the nest, the little birds rest;
With a wing on the left, and a wing on the right,
The little birds sleep - all though the night.
shhh.... you'll wake the damn birds

The big sun comes up, the dew falls away;
"Good morning, Good morning!" the little birds say;
shhh.... you'll wake the damn birds!

The farmer comes out, with shotgun in hand;
"BLAM BLAM, BLAM BLAM" no birds on my land!
SHHH... YOU'LL WAKE THE DEAD BIRDS