What is PHP function to make shopping cart

Weedpacket

stolzyboy

are you serious, anyway its make_shopcart() //pass parameters in the brackets for size of store, colors, style, payment methods, payment process, etc...

epimeth

don't forget to init_shopcart() and close_shopcart() !

goldbug

My favorite function is
ram_cart_into_aisle_of_canned_goods()

followed by a response of

store_cleanup('aisle 3');

🙂

dalecosp

Originally posted by goldbug
My favorite function is
ram_cart_into_aisle_of_canned_goods()

followed by a response of

store_cleanup('aisle 3');

🙂

Right! Usually put in a conditional; if() is great, but while() is much more fun...

😃

dalecosp

On a related subject, that string in the search engine brings up only two threads in the entire month of July, one of which is this one ... so I do hope that Mr. Weedpacket will enlighten this hillbilly before August is over at the very latest...

I'm betting either a) testing the intellitext 🙁 or b) just adding some life to the ol' EL, here...

stolzyboy

i have a feeling it is the latter

so you mean that function really doesn't exist

hmmm...no wonder it always get call to undefined function errors, i thought i had params wrong

dalecosp

Nope. I think you forgot:

--with-shopcart=/path/to/abstraction.layer.lib

in your ./configure file....

😉

stolzyboy

Originally posted by dalecosp
Nope. I think you forgot:
--with-shopcart
in your ./configure file....

😉 [/B]

ahhh crap, i knew i was forgetting something

btw, can you tell me what this means

Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_VARIABLE in C:\FoxServ\www\index.php on line 56

it happens on this line

$imdumb //this is the line

j/k

dalecosp

Hmm, I think you need to add "magic_semicolons_gpc=on" in your php.ini file ... but, it's not available unless you upgrade to v.5....

:eek:

😃

jebster

Originally posted by Weedpacket
?

TOTALLY OT!

How did you make it some when you mouse over "shopping cart" it has a little thing with text that pops up?

superwormy

ROFL best thread ever!!!

if (shopcart_Hits_ParkedCar()) {

$responsibleForDamage = FALSE;

}

dalecosp

If you'll notice, those things are all over the board. Go to the feedback area of the forum and read eoghain's thread re: this.

It's called "intellitext", and that's all I have to say about it.

Look @ this: My Microsoft server is the greatest thing I've ever networked into the resource center! This php.net site makes lots of money in the computer business!

Funny, eh?

[edit]Dang, only 3 hits...[/edit]

dalecosp

ROFL best thread ever!!!

if (shopcart_Hits_ParkedCar()) { 

   switch ($market_chain) {
      case "Wal-Mart":
         $responsibleForDamage = FALSE; 
          break;   // yah, your fender...
      case "Target":
         $responsibleForDamage = FALSE; 
          break;   // yah, your bumper...
      case "Sears, Roebuck & Co.":
         $responsibleForDamage = FALSE; 
          break;   // yah, your windshield...
      case "Macy's":
         $responsibleForDamage = FALSE; 
          break;   // yah, your nose, and cheekbones...
      case "Anything I own":
         $responsibleForDamage = TRUE; 
          break;   // yah, your bank account...
    }
}

Moonglobe

AK! Parse error: left out a bracket. now, what about:

if (hank_into_bank())
{
    if (transefer_funds($gates,$me)
    {
        fill_shopping_cart_with($crap);
        buy_five_million_dollar_mansion();
        blame_it_on($him);
        charge_it_to($him);
        send_it_to($me);
    }
    else
    {
        destroy_bank();
    }
}
else
{
    echo "aw damn, they're using Linux!\n";
}

😃

dalecosp

Hmm, never know about those guys who find parse errors in jokes. Either they're really really smart and visual, or they have waaaaay too much time to spend on this forum...

BTW, congrats, I see you found another one...hmm, Linux, eh, but not FreeBSD...

Weedpacket

RITALMAOACIDSs. I've just discovered if I laugh hard enough it turns into a Tim Curry-style "yuck yuck".

There's backend administration as well:

if((  !in_array($cart, $unreturned)
   && !in_array($cart, $stolen_by_joyriders)
   && !in_array($cart, $dumped_in_creek)
   && !in_array($cart, $acquired_by_competing_store)
   && !(in_array($cart, $abandoned_in_mall) && $staff->areLazy())
 )||( in_array($cart, $acquired_from_competing_store)
   || in_array($cart, $found_in_residential_driveway)
))
  $carts_available[] = $cart;

dalecosp

Hey, good to hear you're laughing ... I've heard it's good physiological therapy. 🙂

As for RITALMAOACIDSs, um, that's a new one? ESR doesn't list it....I mean, the substr($yourquote, 3, 4) returns TRUE, but otherwise...

Weedpacket

Rolling In The Aisle, Laughing My Arse Off And Crashing Into Display Stacks.

BuzzLY

Originally posted by Moonglobe
AK! Parse error: left out a bracket. now, what about:

if (hank_into_bank())
{
    if (transefer_funds($gates,$me)
    {
        fill_shopping_cart_with($crap);
        buy_five_million_dollar_mansion();
        blame_it_on($him);
        charge_it_to($him);
        send_it_to($me);
    }
    else
    {
        destroy_bank();
    }
}
else
{
    echo "aw damn, they're using Linux!\n";
}

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Sounds great. But how do you hank into a bank? And is someone that does that called a hanker? Would the lead hanker be called the Hanker Chief? Is this where the phrase "I've got a hankerin' for some money" comes from?

I'm so confused... 😉