I guess it doesn't matter; I can learn a trick or two here and there; I can program the simple stuff...I'm not really working on any projects at the moment except for my exceptionally crappy website (I'm completely redoing the stylesheets once I finish the calculator).
Besides, my website is filled with lame jokes and is about something I used to find funny; I think it scares people away when they see "Welcome to the Freak Society website!" at the top of the homepage.
Anyway, getting back to this, it seems interesting; I'm learning user authentification right now; and SQL ties in with that (I think) so I guess I could pick some stuff up from php.net; thanks for the offer Moonglobe; I'd really appreciate it!
Now, Moonglobe, I'm really not a great programmer, I know just a little bit of PHP, which I learnt for the sole purpose of making a guestbook for my website, but now I absolutely love and despise JavaScript, but that's besides the point. I'm not an HTML master, but I'm good at it and will be able to help with anything HTML (because it doesn't confuse me). I'm really not that great at CSS and I have to keep referring to online resources to remember what different parameters mean, but I know the syntax, and I know how it works, so I'll be able to help there too. JavaScript is not my forte and I absolutely despise it (but that's besides the point) but I'll be able to do some minimal stuff.
My education of programming languages has been very haphazard. I first learned HTML at a computer camp a very long time ago. That's also where I learnt some CSS and some JavaScript. I also learnt a bit of Visual Basic (and QBasic but we don't need that) but I forgot all of the Visual Basic I learnt and remember only one thing: End sub. I improved my HTML, CSS and JavaScript with online tutorials and by squinting through other's source code. I learnt PHP entirely from online tutorials without any help, except for once when I posted a question about trignometric functions on this site.
So, in the end, I won't be much of a help, but I'll help as much as I can. Please don't be frustrated if I screw something up, because I might. I'm learning all I can...and I can really help you with all sorts of math stuff for PHP because I learnt all that stuff trying to make a calculator. Anyway, I'd really be glad to help in any way, and a big thanks if you got to the end of this message!