The best of all.....
Customer: My computer won't work.
Support: What do you mean it won't work?
Customer: It just won't turn on.
Support: OK, let's do some troubleshooting...
back and forth, troubleshooting, finally
Support: Let's make sure you have everything properly connected to power. Do you have everything plugged in?
Customer: Yeah, I have everything plugged into the surge protector, and I even turned that to the On position.
Support: And you have the surge protector plugged into the wall outlet.
Customer: No, I wanted to protect that too, so I plugged it into itself to protect it.
Click, dial toooooonnnnnneeeeeeee!!!!