I just wrote an entire phpmail script today to help sum1, took all of 18 mins of my life 2 do it.
Yeah, and I do stuff like that too.
But from your reply I wouldn't have expected you to have the skills. If you can't work out that a snippet has a variable called $message where you'd expect $textfile then I don't anticipate a high skill level.
I would also expect someone with your skill level to have the "get up and go" to be able to think "oh, I don't know that function, I'll look it up".
I guess I'm getting on a bit, but I see "get up and go" as the vital difference between the haves and havenots, and that's not just in this industry. However, 99% of the people who utilise this site have it, that's why they are here, having a bash and extending their (often limited) skills. They are a pleasure to help.