One line per post, please:
<?php // start the session session_start();
session_write_close();
😃
function kill_drawmack(weapon) {
if ($weapon == $tac_nuke) explode(&$GLOBALS['drawmack'],&$weapon);
else { die($GLOBALS['drawmack']); } //just to be sure hehe
}//close function
//execute the function kill_drawmack(tac_nuke); //boom
🙂
nonon first we must DEFINE the tactical nuke 😉
define("TAC_NUKE","2000 smoke detectors");//see link below
Tac Nukes from Smoke Detectors
Yeah, that'll work good with our great session... 🙂
//got smoke detectors in the house, so.... function dont_Pissoff_Moonglobe(compliment, gift) {
if (stristr("PEBoD",$compliment) || stristr("Evil Beaver of Death",$compliment) {detonate($bombs["the one in the floor underneath you"]); die("uh-Uh! WRONG! bu-bye!"); }
hehehehe........
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We're not executing dont_Pissoff_Moonglobe(compliment, gift) just yet.
metaphone($compliment);
Just being random...as always!