if there wasnt enough jargon in the world.. people make there own..
nice to see its all plain english now 
Your software review, translated ...
Upon cost analysis review this function is not necessary
I can't find your damn bug either.
Originally posted by drawmack
Upon cost analysis review this function is not necessary
I can't find your damn bug either.
LOL that's good i'm just sorry i don't have anything to add........
I liked it too.
One from real life...
"Can we just do something, ah, different?" ===
"Read my mind, what do we pay you for, anyhow?"
"The music business needs to sort out its differences with the public and find different ways to market music to them."
means
"Damn RIAA, shutting down Napster!"
"We are downsizing at the moment"
===
"I am in the process of firing your ass"
"We are becoming more user-friendly, and we are introducing a completely interactive interface."
means
"We're raising the price our monthly subscription so that you can see funky colours."
"I really like your work, it is great"
"You aren't worth the Charmin you wipe your butt with"
MS employee: "Our competitors are developing software to delve into the market that we already control."
What the MS employee meant: "Damn Linux! I hope we screw them out of every penny!....Wait a second....how the hell are we going to do that?"
"I'm almost done. Just a couple more (insert jargon here) and it'll be ready."
really means:
"I haven't even started yet."
"I'm sorry, but for a number of factors, we have to dismiss you."
means
"You downloaded that much porn! Wish I could!"