Sodding Adverts

[mrJazz]

Do we really need 12 adverts on the front page of phpbuilder.com??

[ahundiak]

Yes.

[Jeb_]

Originally posted by mrJazz
Do we really need 12 adverts on the front page of phpbuilder.com??

A site's gotta survive somehow.

[Merve]

Originally posted by mrJazz
Do we really need 12 adverts on the front page of phpbuilder.com??

Who the hell would bother to count them? You must have too much free time on your hands (like the rest of us):p

[stolzyboy]

Originally posted by mrJazz
Do we really need 12 adverts on the front page of phpbuilder.com??

If you would like PHPBuilder to stay around, you will have to put up with adverts.

Here's an idea, don't click on them if you don't want to, but some people may want to.

Another dumb question in relation to the post

Do you really need to have sales ads in the newspapers, or commercials on TV?

Or would you rather have to pay for the site instead of having adverts to pay for it!

Think about it!!!!

[Merve]

Originally posted by ahundiak
Yes.

Hehe...that's a great answer ahundiak!

[The_Chancer]

Originally posted by stolzyboy

Do you really need to have sales ads in the newspapers, or commercials on TV?

If only every channel was like the BBC(UK) ABC (Aus) - But oh yeah - thats only because of the unique way that it is funded - BY US PAYING FOR IT....

Hmmm - I see the trend here - ads = payment = site stays live...

TV + no ads = License fee....

TV + ads = NO license fee....

WOW - it sure seems complicated these days...

[stolzyboy]

You'd think these smart InterWeb users could figure this simple LOGIC out, I mean it's a simple if/else statement, in the end.

[Merve]

<?php
if ($ads) {
$money++;
$site_running=TRUE;
$message="Yay!";
} else {
$money--;
$site_running=FALSE;
$message="Screw you!";
}
echo $message;
?>

[Moonglobe]

nice 'joke code', even though it's 'not up to coding standards' 😃

[Merve]

damn I forgot the indents 😃

[talldarkmystere]

$funny = $jokecode[humor];

if(!$funny) {
     yell("Loser!");
     exit;
} ELSE {
     $i=0;
     while($i < $jokeappreciation) {
     laugh();
     $i++;
     }

NOTE: The syntax error (the absence of a closing }) is fully intentional. I stopped laughing abruptly.

[Merve]

Originally posted by talldarkmystere

$funny = $jokecode[humor];

if(!$funny) {
     yell("Loser!");
     exit;
} ELSE {
     $i=0;
     while($i < $jokeappreciation) {
     laugh();
     $i++;
     }

NOTE: The syntax error (the absence of a closing }) is fully intentional. I stopped laughing abruptly. [/B]

<?php
while ($number_of_lame_jokes > $Merves_patience) {
     $Merves_patience--;
     $PEBoD_rage++;
}
?>

[talldarkmystere]

$badjokes++; 
exit;

[Merve]

<?php 
while ($number_of_lame_jokes > $Merves_patience) { 
     $Merves_patience--; 
     $PEBoD_hunger++;
     $PEBoD_rage=pow($PEBoD_rage, 10);
} 
?>

If you didn't know already, PEBoD is Moonglobe's avatar. He likes to attack the posters from time to time...beware PEBoD!

[Moonglobe]

Originally posted by Merve

<?php 
while ($number_of_lame_jokes > $Merves_patience) { 
     $Merves_patience--; 
     $PEBoD_hunger++;
     $PEBoD_rage=pow($PEBoD_rage, 10);
} 
?>

If you didn't know already, PEBoD is Moonglobe's avatar. He likes to attack the posters from time to time...beware PEBoD! [/B]

so true......

what? looks at que card aah! it .. would .. seem .. that .. the .. cage .. has .. been .. broken ..? Oh I get it!

hehe sukers.........

[Merve]

Originally posted by Moonglobe
so true......

what? looks at que card aah! it .. would .. seem .. that .. the .. cage .. has .. been .. broken ..? Oh I get it!

hehe sukers.........

Does the PEBod rage ever decrease?...what's it at now?

[Moonglobe]

it decreases when i'm coding 🙂 he likes to see me code but it means i might slip up and open his cage 😃

it's at around [edit]1*0.3[/edit[ right now.

[Merve]

A lame joke! When his rage is smaller than one it decreases the rage!

[Merve]

New PEBoD code:

<?php  

while ($number_of_lame_jokes > $Merves_patience) {  

     $Merves_patience--;  

     $PEBoD_hunger++;
     if ($PEBoD_rage<1) {
           $PEBoD_rage=($PEBoD_rage*-1)+2;
     }
     $PEBoD_rage=pow($PEBoD_rage, 10); 
}  

?> 

Now PEBoD will always be angry...until he finds true love...😉
//PEBoD attacks Merve after seeing cute female BoD.
//PEBoD attacks cute female BoD.