You are kidding, right? Because:
Those very very clear and simple explanations.
If you need more in depth information you would go to the PHP manual on [man]functions[/man], which you would know because you read the guidelines. Right?
Sorry, don't mean to sound like an ass, but when you come in asking a vague question like "please explain functions", and people do just that, the very LEAST you can do is say "thanks for that information." Instead, you just asked for a website that explains it better. You may have just as well said "I have no time for your stupid explanations. Just point me to someone that knows what they're talking about."
The people on this board are in most cases very friendly, and very giving. They don't flame much, they are extremely patient, and quite helpful. They deserve just a bit more respect than this.
We welcome your questions, and will almost always go out of our way to help you with them. We would love to have you as a regular contributing member of our little virtual society. Just try to be a little more gracious about the help offered you.
Now. Go to the Echo Lounge and await your LARTing (Don't worry -- it's pink and fuzzy, and is administered by a petite pregnant girl. It won't hurt a bit).