New competition: edit phpinfo()

piersk

Since no one seems to have up with a new competition, I'm coming up with one.

The subject is, most humorous phpinfo() pages.

As an example, see mine here. I will be the judge and the winner will be the one that makes me chuckle the most.

Rules:

It must make sense. i.e. the config command must be in the correct format
It must validate (thats for you goldbug). It's not hard.
The closing date is Friday 24th October 2003, at midnight GMT (the clocks change direction (no I can't remember which way) this Sunday so don't get caught out)
Post your URL's here.
If I think of any more rules, I am allowed to add them here 😉

Can't think of any more for now. Enjoy...

Moonglobe

here's mine. 😃

as you can see here, it validates as XHTML 1.0

piersk

Twas you that gave me the idea...

The_Chancer

Ahh the clocks....

Easy to remember...

Spring - Forward
Fall - (aka autumn) Back....

Easy huh ?

piersk

Ahh, it all makes sense now. ut enuogh of this foolishness. On with the competition!!

Merve

My submission can be found here. It validates.

Mordicae

Here is my phpinfo() entry 🙂
phpinfo() page

and the validation

piersk

They're all looking good people. Keep 'em coming...

Merve

Crap I'm dead in this contest! 😃 The best pic editing tool I have is Microsoft Photo Editor (one the few MS programs that doesn't crash) 😃

piersk

Why not try GIMP? It's open source.

Moonglobe

you should keep checking mine......... im almost done messing with the base config section 😃

Weedpacket

I want a hamster engine!

piersk

Originally posted by Moonglobe
you should keep checking mine......... im almost done messing with the base config section 😃

Sorry, but I've found one heinous error in your code: you have y2k_compliance on

Moonglobe

hwy, im workin my way down..... il tell you when im done 😃

bad76

It's just a game, not?
then i would want play... look this

😃

bye bye

[edit]i forgive 3wc validation [/edit]

My "3wc" is the proper name... today i have looked from ie5.5 instead of ie6.0 ... all is wrong...

piersk

Nicely done.

Come on everyone else, you've only got two days left...

Moonglobe

jsut over 5 hours to go and im done with the config section.....

piersk

I'm getting a bit dissappointed atm. There's only 4 hours left and I've had less than 10 entries.

Come on guys! You don't even have to know PHP, you just need to know a bit of HTML.

It's not hard.

Moonglobe

WHAT? so al my preg_replaces were unnecessary?:eek:

Moonglobe

so is the contest closed or is there an extension?