Funny searches

[LordShryku]

With all the google hacks and funny stuff you can do with search engines any more, I thought maybe of sharing some of these funny things.

Has anyone ever searched for "Linux" on MSN.com? The results are fairly amusing.
http://search.msn.com/results.asp?RS=CHECKED&FORM=MSNH&v=1&q=linux

Results
1. Amazon.com
2. Ebay.com
3. tech.msn.com
4. microsoft.com (Alternatives to Linux-Apache-PHP-MySQL nonetheless)
5. Linux.org (Finally, something like what I searched for!)
6. LinuxJournal.com
7. home.xnet.com/~blatura/linapps.shtml <- Shut down

Now, 1-4 are supposed to be "featured sites", which according to the Nazi....err....Microsoft, means

...links that MSN Search editors believe are likely to be particularly relevant and useful. These sites are chosen from ones published by MSN affiliates, partners, sponsors, and advertisers, as well as other sites proven to be especially popular among our users.

So according to this, the top sites shown may or may not be what I want to see, but what the MSN editors believe their partners would think I want to see.

Anyone else got some funny searches out there?

[drawmack]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=fuck+you&btnG=Google+Search - may be objectionable to younger viewers (well more to the point to their parents)

[Merve]

Search 'jump jump umbrella' on Google.

[Moonglobe]

compare these two searches:

http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=ASP&Find=Find and http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=PHP&Find=Find

😃

[LordShryku]

ASP has some interesting ones 🙂

Accident Sequence Precursor
Accident Statistics Program
Addressable Scan Port
Advanced Strike Plot
alt.smokers.pipes (newsgroup)
American Selling Price
Antisocial Personality
Aspartic Acid
Awful Stock Pick

hehehe

[Moonglobe]

hehe 'year of the post-count' 😃

gj LordShryku!

[LordShryku]

And just like all other years, it's come and gone already :p

Thanks 😃

[Merve]

and to think my post count used to be higher than his :p