I have gone through every possible method of installation, starting with manual apache 1.3x install and php 4.3.4 install. I have since give up on my own skills and tried phpdev and devside.net. Some kind of glitch locally won't allow any of these installs to function.
I can get the Apache frontpage, I can type in phpinfo(); and it shows all the info. I tried comparing it to my hosting account but these are different OS's so why bother.
So, the fun part. When I type in echo $HTTP_USER_AGENT or if I was to simply pass a couple items in a form for output on the next page, it all fails.
I then upload my pages to my hosting account to check my sanity and... it all works.