You're all very funny and my sides are splitting.
But, if you knew as much as about the Internet as you do about comedy then maybe you'd appreciate that Google did a radical change of its search algorithm some time in mid November.
Since then Google have received a tidal wave of criticism from across the world and have changed the way their site works on several occassions. I was merely trying to find out if Google's ongoing transitional period was having any effect on the overall cache rate.
If I had known that I would receive such a hostile response then I wouldn't have asked in the first place.
PS- thanks Elizabeth!