I appreciate the help. Here's an example of a file called header.php that I have uploaded to SSL. Prepare to be shocked at how simple this one is!
<?php
//do nothing
?>
<html>
<head>
<title>Page Title Here</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
<link href="chandlercss.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
</head>
<body>
<table width="758" height="0" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" bordercolor="#FFFFFF">
<tr bordercolor="#CCCCCC" bgcolor="#006699">
<td width="757" height="80" align="center" bgcolor="#006699">
<table width="753" height="75" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" bordercolor="#FFFFFF" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<form name="form1" method="post" action="http://www.mywebaddress.co.uk/searchresults.php">
<tr>
<td width="48%"><img src="logo.gif" width="574" height="70"></td>
<td width="52%" valign="bottom" background="research.gif">
<div align="right">
<input size=12 name="interest">
<input class=formbutton type=submit value=Go name="submit222">
</div></td>
</tr></form>
</table> </td>
</tr>
<tr bgcolor="#006699">
<td align="left" valign="top" class="SMALLERWHITE"><img src="TRANS.gif" width="4" height="4">Address Here, Scotland, Glasgow GX 3JK Scotland<img src="TRANS.gif" width="14" height="4">Telephone:
0141 123 4567 <img src="TRANS.gif" width="14" height="4">Fax:
0141 123 4567</td>
</tr>
As you can see... the only bit of PHP here is "//do nothing;"
So, maybe their SSL can't handle PHP. I don't know. This problem is killing me.