Yeah, I was going about it the wrong way. Actually, I was pretty close to begin with, but I missed something.
I was doing this:
ini_set(user_agent, $spiderhost);
That was actually very close. I went through a ton of stuff, then I realized something and did this:
ini_set(user_agent, "$spiderhost");
It turns out that the user_agent in php.ini is remmed out by default, so when this wasn't working, nothing showed up. When I unremmed it, and left it set to "PHP" it showed up. Then when I used ini_set, it did what I told it.
BANG! Works everytime. When I get a chance I'll hit your site again so you can see the results. Won't be till much later though, I have to take my daughter to the orthodonti$t. 😃
Nick