I see all this advertising about what I can get her for valentine's day but I have yet to see an add telling her what to get me.
In a recent poll in the U.S. 98% of females expected something for valentine's day but only 12% expected to reciprocate. Well I've got news for those them if I didn't get anything from here she wouldn't get any future gifts.
With this in mind I figured I'd let them know what I do and do not want for valentine's day:
Heart Shaped Boxes of chocolates - OUT
Boob shaped boxes of chocolates - IN
Froofy stuffed teady bears - OUT
Skanky ratty teady bears that keep the boss away from my desk - IN
Sappy cards expressing your undying love - OUT
Funny cards expressing that Loraina Bobbit is the only reason I don't cheat on you - IN
A night in a hotel with you - OUT
A night in a hotel with my laptop - IN
Flowers at work - OUT
A call from the emengency room that I must leave work - IN
you can all contiue the list if you'd like.