I see all this advertising about what I can get her for valentine's day but I have yet to see an add telling her what to get me.

In a recent poll in the U.S. 98% of females expected something for valentine's day but only 12% expected to reciprocate. Well I've got news for those them if I didn't get anything from here she wouldn't get any future gifts.

With this in mind I figured I'd let them know what I do and do not want for valentine's day:

Heart Shaped Boxes of chocolates - OUT
Boob shaped boxes of chocolates - IN

Froofy stuffed teady bears - OUT
Skanky ratty teady bears that keep the boss away from my desk - IN

Sappy cards expressing your undying love - OUT
Funny cards expressing that Loraina Bobbit is the only reason I don't cheat on you - IN

A night in a hotel with you - OUT
A night in a hotel with my laptop - IN

Flowers at work - OUT
A call from the emengency room that I must leave work - IN

you can all contiue the list if you'd like.

    aha,

    my girlfriend gets me and a day filled with surveynig and measuring our new property/home...she's an architect so it seems to be exciting enough...

    we move at the end of next month...woo!

    well, i'll buy her some flowers on friday since saturday is too busy...i don't really care if she gets me anything one bit...v

      Drawmack- that is hilarious; thanks for the insight into the complexities of the male mind 🙂

      Does an X-box marathon count?

        Keeping in the spirit

        Romantic Comedy Marathon - OUT
        X-Box marathon - IN

          that new power drill - OUT
          a new computer - IN

          QuickTax - OUT
          Deus Ex 2 - IN

          😃

            Dunno about that Merve. I'll take the power drill AND the new computer please 🙂

              What'll you use the power drill for? :p

                Taking apart my new computer and putting in the parts I want 😃

                  Originally posted by drawmack
                  Romantic Comedy Marathon - OUT
                  X-Box marathon - IN

                  Do I have to let him win though or can I continue to kick his hiney? 😃

                    Originally posted by Elizabeth
                    Do I have to let him win though or can I continue to kick his hiney? 😃

                    That depends, can he buy you his favorite game and call it your valentine's day gift?

                      Finding Nemo - OUT *
                      that movie we can't let the kids see - IN

                      *Finding Nemo IS a good movie....

                        paying my ex back the ££ i owe... OUT
                        using the worst bank customer services to set up an international bank transfer to make the payment... OUT
                        getting a shag for my troubles... IN - but not gonna happen...

                          Valentine's Day Cards: OUT
                          Phone Cards: IN

                          Because you can say so much more with a phone card.

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