Rule Breakers please heed...

BuzzLY

I am constantly having to move posts from here to the appropriate forums. Yes, I am the moderator and it's my job, but seriously, if you are a savvy enough person to post your code for others to critique, then you should be intelligent enough to figure out where to post your questions.

If you do not have complete, WORKING code with (hopefully) no bugs, and you would like others to look at it and shower you with praise and some constructive criticism, then by all means post it here.

If you KNOW there is something wrong with your code, and you want someone to help, the people on this board are more than willing to do so. But please, post it in the appropriate forum. This forum is NOT the appropriate forum.

From this point forward, if you post a question in here that belongs elsewhere, I will move it to the appropriate forum. Since I currently believe that anyone posting incorrect messages in this forum must be members new to this type of community, I will move your post to the Newbies forum.

Again, so there is no misunderstanding.
This forum is for complete, working code only.
If you are unsure where to post your message, post it in the General Help forum.

Thank you for your time.

planetsim

hey buzz can you help me find the any key 😃

oh well can always mod the keyboard to add it in i guess.

Anyway nice like rant and rave, didnt think it take you this long, you must have been quite patient with people.

BuzzLY

All right... that's it. Where is that ban button?

planetsim

its circled in red with ban in big bold type.. especially for your viewing

Weedpacket

Originally posted by BuzzLY
All right... that's it. Where is that ban button?

Right next to the any key, of course.

planetsim

Originally posted by Weedpacket
Right next to the any key, of course.

Theres two :eek: ban buttons *runs and hides

LordShryku

But my Hello World script doesn't work! Why oh why oh why!?!?!?

<?php echo "Hello Wo"; ?>

😃

planetsim

🙁 im stumped

Moonglobe

Originally posted by LordShryku
But my Hello World script doesn't work! Why oh why oh why!?!?!?
<?php echo "Hello Wo"; ?>
😃 [/B]

because it doesnt include the phrase "Hello, World!" anywhere perhaps?😕 but i don't know... go ask in Coding 😃

mtimdog

...but how do you do that in asp?

LordShryku

<%
function helloWorld() {
   if(!h) 
       crash();
   if(!e) 
       crash();
   if(!l) 
       crash();
   if(!l) 
       crash();
   if(!o) 
       crash();
   if(!w) 
       crash();
   if(!o) 
       crash();
   if(!r) 
       crash();
   if(!l) 
       crash();
   if(!d) 
       crash();
   return virus_infection();
}
%>

planetsim

Originally posted by LordShryku

<%
function helloWorld() {
   if(!h) 
       crash();
   if(!e) 
       crash();
   if(!l) 
       crash();
   if(!l) 
       crash();
   if(!o) 
       crash();
   if(!w) 
       crash();
   if(!o) 
       crash();
   if(!r) 
       crash();
   if(!l) 
       crash();
   if(!d) 
       crash();
   return virus_infection();
}
%>

[/B]

I thought virus_infection(); ran first before anything else..

LordShryku

This will be in the new service pack...

planetsim

and howd you find that out 😉

LordShryku

I beat it out of Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer with my trusty baseball bat.

planetsim

damn why didnt you remember to tell us there could have been a cheering audience 😃

Weedpacket

Methinks this thread could do with a bump... bumping.

goldbug

Originally posted by LordShryku

<%
function helloWorld() {
   if(!h) 
       crash();
   if(!e) 
       crash();
   if(!l) 
       crash();
   if(!l) 
       crash();
   if(!o) 
       crash();
   if(!w) 
       crash();
   if(!o) 
       crash();
   if(!r) 
       crash();
   if(!l) 
       crash();
   if(!d) 
       crash();
   return virus_infection();
}
%>

[/B]

Too bad ASP doesn't use C-style syntax (brackets, semicolons, etc...---unless you are in the 0.001% that does Jscript)😃. Nice pseudocode tho 🙂