I tried skiing for the first time about 6 years ago, and I got yelled at by the instructors on the bunny hill because I was so uncoordinated ("You're going to kill someone" was actually what they said). So after that I thought, "hey- why not try snowboarding? After all, these kids do it all the time, how hard can it be?" A half an hour later I was still trying to hold on to the tow rope and stay on my feet.
So then I promptly went to the lodge to have a beer and wait for the rest of the group 😃