Let it BSD
{lyrics by Wm. Palfremann, (william@nospam.palfreman.com)
edited by dalecosp; music by Lennon/McCartney}
When I find myself with system trouble,
Incompatibilities,
There are words of wisdom, BSD.
And in my hour of darkness, there is only one CVS tree
make update in /src --- fetch BSD...
BSD, BSD, BSD, BSD,
Whispered words of wisdom,
"BSD."
And for the broken NT servers, leaking kernel memory,
There will be an answer, "BSD!"
For though there is GNU Parted, resizing Linux directories,
You only need one disklabel, for BSD....
BSD, BSD, BSD, BSD,
Whispered words of wisdom,
"Use BSD."
And when the comms room's darkened, LEDs still shine their light on me,
UPSed until tomorrow, up 2 years on BSD.
I wake up to the sound of servers, fans are humming merrily,
Crunching starry wisdom, with SETI ...
It's BSD, BSD, BSD, yeah BSD
Solaris is no answer, it's not BSD ...
BSD, BSD, BSD yeah BSD
Whisper words of wisdom,
"Use BSD".