If you have to get a tattoo, how about this:
Configuration from hell!
./configure' '--with-config-file-path=/etc' '--enable-xslt' '--with-xslt-sablot' '--with-xmlrpc' '--enable-mbstring' '--enable-mbregex' '--enable-sysvshm' '--enable-wddx' '--with-gettext=/usr' '--enable-dbx' '--with-mysql=/usr/local/mysql' '--with-mcrypt=/usr/local/lib/' '--with-apache=../apache_current/' '--with-freetype-dir=/usr/local' '--with-t1lib=/usr/local' '--with-gd=/usr/local' '--enable-gd-native-ttf' '--with-pdflib' '--with-jpeg-dir=/usr/local' '--enable-exif' '--with-png-dir=/usr/lib' '--with-tiff-dir=/usr/local/lib' '--with-imap=/usr/local' '--with-zlib' '--with-dom' '--with-ming' '--with-swf=/usr/local' '--with-curl' '--with-openssl' '--enable-bcmath' '--enable-ftp' '--enable-calendar' '--enable-memory-limit' '--enable-discard-path' '--enable-shared' '--with-sqlite'
This should just about fit on your left buttock and you can then pull down your Y-fronts and use a mirror to read it whenever compiling the latest PHP build - so it's attractive and useful.
Be sure to post some pics!
Norm
