Hmm, certainly a bunch of good ideas here.
Maybe use something like mod_local (is that right?) to send them all to the same page, and put a copy of Bagle.Z or somesuch there...
Then there's a redirect option. www.fbi.gov, maybe? Hmm, get 'em in bigger trouble; redirect to [url]telnet://somereallysecuremachine.mil[/url] or somesuch...
Really, I have no good ideas... I have often thought of writing a lil' PHP script to clean up Apache logfiles, though :rolleyes: