I need a geek. Rather desperately.

[Pretentiousgit]

Hi there! I'm new here and looking for someone to help out with my website, www.rowdymedia.com. I'm ... sort of Canadian, so short on useable cash, but more than willing to pay in buttons.

The problem is this. I'm pretty good at writing databases, even in MySql. I have a database written. I have a website, and it's reasonably pretty if not terribly showy.

I need someone to help me connect the two, specifically to build the code that returns the various catalogue pages and options, and the temporary hash forms that make up a non-cash-handling shopping cart. Which I'm planning to hook into PayPal. I have pretty good pseudocode written up already, I'm just...

Completely and utterly incompetent at coding. It slides sideways out of my skull. So. Is anyone out there willing to help me? I really do need it.

Thanks for your time.

[bastien]

And how can you be sort of Canadian? Isn't that like being a little bit pregnant?

Anyway, post some code and we'll walk ya thru it...start with something simple to build a good foundation...you'll likely pick it up in no time

[Pretentiousgit]

Sort of Canadian: Polite enough to be vaguely embarassed by the whole affair. Thank you, and I will as soon as I have something the should work (as versus something with clear and textbookish errors) written.