LOL, Weedpacket.... The first link filled a profound and obscure need in MY life!
BandWitch, you can find what you need at HotScripts. I think the point that Weed is trying to make is that we aren't going to write it for you. Go find what you need at Hotscripts, and if you have trouble with the code, feel free to post your questions here, and we'd be more than happy to assist.
Oh, and remember, you came here looking for help. We didn't seek you out to help you. Try to refrain from angrily throwing out your profane language. I personally don't appreciate it, and know of others who feel the same way.