Sorry it's that I want to install it with Apache but based on the line
This installs the CGI version of PHP and, for IIS, PWS, and Xitami, configures the web server as well.
I figured it doesn't configure it for Apache. Hence I didn't download the installer. And I realize that it doesn't assume you have apache, assume was the wrong word. Since I'd like to configure it with apache it mentions all these places that assumes you have apache installed and configured, which I don't. Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I did go through the install.txt and found I couldn't do much of what it said.
*EDIT: Thanks a lot for the links bubblenut 🙂