Thanks for the replies.
Yes, I did realise that apache.org is the first website shown when you look up 'apache' on a search engine/directory. I was not exaggerating when I said that I spent an hour looking for somewhere to download Apache, and spent a fair amount of time on both the Apache and IIS sites (I've found it, thanks).
However, on the Apache site, it seemed almost impossible to actually find the page to download it from - I was browsing their 'download from a mirror' for about half an hour.
Ah, yes - thanks also for including a link to Google in your post - that was a nice touch. And Strings, thanks for the link to that page.